Next DLC? Street Sharks. Jawesome!

Who the hell expects their friends to buy them a phone?

Oddly proud of NJ for not being on this list. Oddly disappointed in Tim Kaine, though.

She’s from Marlton, so I’d guess wealthy but not obnoxiously so.

The old adage goes: Look like you’re supposed to be there and nobody’ll question it.

With their state motto of “Ha! Heah! Hyah!”, state tree of Great Deku, and state bird of Wind Fish, it truly is a wonderful state. They get kinda weird about what currency you use, though, for some reason. And seriously, some of the worst citizen privacy laws on the books... nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to…

I like the reveal that she’s just a random schmuck, honestly. But I would’ve liked it more if we didn’t have an entire movie that came out first, implying how special she and her secret parents were. It just comes across as a pointless mystery, with a whole lot of very strangely knowing glances at her, and then it…

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor; it makes no sense.”

Good face saving. Now nobody knows you’re a humorless, pedantic turd!

She has a learning disorder and never could excel in the professional world. Looks and a hefty dose of narcissism is all there is.

True, but the dollar coin doesn’t fit nicely into a wallet, like paper bills do.

I, too, call them dubloons! My train station machines give them as change, so I get them from time to time. They’re really not very efficient to carry around and use, but they always crack me up and make me feel like I’ve stolen a pirate’s treasure or something.

So will this trigger the “suicide pact” he had with... I think it was Kelly and Mnuchin? I’d be way down with Mnuchin disappearing, and I figure Kelly needs a break anyway.

I wonder what was his reason for doing something like this?

I’m not a scientist, but and in my personal capacity I have many questions that remain unanswered by current climate policy because I have not educated myself on them.

You didn’t care to begin with.

I’ve gotta agree. While watching on Friday, I definitely leaned over to my girlfriend right before the Hulk burst out of that wall and said “Man, I wish I didn’t know who that was yet”

Man, I played a Warrior back then, and you can bet your ass that I wandered around punching monsters to level that skill... and every other weapon skill, too.

Too late.

Man, I had some conflicted feelings about Kara grabbing the Mars Staff and instantly vaporizing a fuckload of White Martians. Like, I get it, it’s a war and casualties will happen... but like, I feel like maybe she should have hesitated a little before going all Rambo? It seemed out of character.