Man, I had some conflicted feelings about Kara grabbing the Mars Staff and instantly vaporizing a fuckload of White Martians. Like, I get it, it’s a war and casualties will happen... but like, I feel like maybe she should have hesitated a little before going all Rambo? It seemed out of character.

• This episode also sets up hints of a conflict between Alex and Maggie about whether or not to have kids.

Yeah, I was really expecting that Headbutt to be a kiss instead.

Rock and roll!

Yeah, that’s why I wanted to check. If I pick this up, I wanted to make sure it wasn’t one of those few!

Does this work on regular 3DS, or do you need a New 3DS?

“Your salad sucks!” This is a very dumb joke, but dumb, obvious jokes like this are part of this show’s charm.

I’m mostly just glad someone else knew what I was talking about. Eulalia!

Martin’s sword from the Redwall series was also forged from a meteorite.

That’s not a conspiracy, it’s marketing. Gun sales are about to spike again.

Because Graham is a hack and always has been. He’s all bluster, right up until it comes time to toe the party line. He’ll talk a good fight, but then immediately bend over when the GOP says so.

Well I think that my role, and anyone who works for the President of the United States, their role is to inform, advise and then ultimately execute

“These are four of the best White students, academically, behavioral-wise which is obviously all that matters here,” Wilson said. “They’re just made a bad decision boys being boys!”

Yeah, that’s kinda where I am, too. With every single breathless report about some dumb-ass thing he or his family tweets, my mind says both “Jesus fuck, this again? This isn’t even helpful” and “Yessss, hit them in the ego, make them bleeeeeed”.
What I’m saying is that it’s been a weird fucking time.

And feeding the Latino kids tacos the night before? Like, come the fuck on, man.

A good point, but the only way it works for Daisy is if you rotate (and also lowercase her name).

You understand that a Judge passes Judgment, right?

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I’ve chosen to die on the hill in front of me!

Yeah, it was an old way to play. I have foggy memories of it being in the 4th edition rulebook.