Yeah... it’s an obnoxious complaint, but if it’s good bourbon they’re paying for, I can see why they’d be a little peeved.

It’s actually Deptford and West Deptford, sorta like a West Virginia thing there. Deptford is alright, it has a decent mall and stuff.

Or she’s putting on salsa and the girl’s allergic to Red?

Oh man, those Phantasmagoria games were crazy.

Because neckbeards wanted to see her tits.

Ann Coulter is why we can’t have nice things.

Unless the U.S. Soccer Federation is a government organization, the 1st Amendment doesn’t really protect Hope here. She’s allowed to say whatever she likes, but a private organization is also allowed to not like what she says.

It’s hard to hear ridicule when you live in a bubble.

If you level up, it should let you put a few more points into the skill. Hopefully you can ding before November, because you’re gonna need maximum schadenfreude for Trump’s concession speech.

This sounds a bit like Minecraft with spaceships and a touch more random.

So, Phelps is clearly Aquaman, and Usain is the Flash... pretty sure Simone is Wonder Woman, but I’d take votes for Superman, too.

Fuck, I just realized that I have absolutely done this, and I don’t really know why. Pillow talk ice breaker? Maybe. Compliment my obvious skill? Possibly, but doubtful. A mental return to the civilized? Uh, maybe. Not sure on that one.

Look at fucking Rub1.0 in this. Jesus, he looks so mechanical his gears are showing.

But what was her best swim time?

I mean, charts are usually useless, but that chart is hilariously useless.

Nice, Great, and Excellent no longer seem to award bonus XP, either, which bums me out.

That looks like a blue Pidgeot

Has anyone else noticed that the bonus XP from “Nice/Great/Excellent” throws seems to have gone away as well? I nailed an “Excellent” catch this morning, and was looking for the bonus 100 XP... and didn’t get it on the pop-up screen. I have no idea if I got it silently (didn’t check my XP before or after).

That shot with all the tanks lined up is very Evangelion. The Helicopter facing off with Godzilla feels like it, too.

I love the hypocrisy inherent in an essay like this.