“I created a character, a scary—kind of a Jason kind of character,” he explained. “Looking at what the establishment is afraid of, a scary Joker-like character who’s like the boogeyman under their bed.”

Guys... guys... a movie about someone who sees ghosts... got “Booed”. Boo’d. Ghosts. Boo. Hilarious.

Holy shit, Shining Force 2 made the list! I played the shit out of that as a kid. Went back to try SF1, and the UI was just too rough... until they ported it to the GBA and gave it SF2's updated UI, then it was awesome as well.

Man, we did not deserve Obama, and he did not deserve the shit we gave him.

NYC is a garbage, overrated city

Yeah, cumin is the spice of royalty. That shit is good.

Fortunately for me, I have [an extra $10k] to get over it

Prank them with tanks!

Oh man. Halo 1. Summer break, probably right after Freshman year college. A whole bunch of us had gotten together at our buddy’s house, system linked 2 Xboxes together (via a long-ass cable running through the house and down the stairs from his bedroom to his living room). 4v4 Capture the Flag, Blood Gulch.

Put them both in a cage with a tiger and let them fight it out.

Please keep us updated on this. I love when crazy people represent themselves legally. It’s just the best entertainment you can get!

Did you check out the website from the end of the video? http://www.absurveillancesolutions.com/

#sorrynotsorry for the wall o’ text

So, I’ve had this thought rolling around in my head for a bit, and while it’s been part of the narrative, I don’t know that it’s really gotten much focus. Trump terrifies the Republican party (duh), but maybe the Left should be glad of that? Like, Ted Cruz is an actual terrifying Revelations-loving fundamentalist who…

I love the typo of “Assassin American”. Detroit grows some serious killers!

Stout for life, come at me bro

I started with Blue back in middle school, and at some point in my career as a Pokemon Master I started hitting A in time with the rolls. I know it doesn’t do anything, but it gives me something to do while waiting for the animation to finish, and makes me feel more involved in the game.

I have a room for one of my cats, because he pees on furniture and my other cat acts very aggressively towards him. So he hangs out in the front room, where there isn’t really any furniture he can ruin, although he seems to be peeing on the damn welcome mat.

This feels like some kind of meta-protest piece about Gawker. You love writing here, but sometimes you have to take an assignment you hate?

There are certain things, like legacy, that are missing.