Jet powered cars on the list of things that I think are super cool but I can’t be bothered to read about. I know nobody is asking my opinion. It’s just that I realized that and I didn’t know my mind could contradict itself like that. I’m in crisis.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Of course. Because this is Arizona. I fixed it for ya.

Convertibles don’t sleep just because it’s cold outside.

He’s my hero, I went straight for the heated seats this morning.

I think the GOP is too far gone to call for his resignation, when Roy Moore has the party’s full support and senile, angry Donald Trump and his creepy, greedy, stupid and entitled children are at the helm.

Racist jews are just like racist muslims and racist christians. Their racists.

Just WHY is he going? He normally hates any kind of confrontation. I bet by the end of the day we will here he isn’t going. I’m just baffled as to WHY they think anyone wants him there. I’m just so confused. Isn’t he supposed to be in FL. Like what...I don’t get this.

Rep. John Lewis is standing in front of a picture of himself at a black history museum. Dang.

BTW, I’m not even going to bother reading the museum’s excuse for this. I can already hear some well-meaning bullshit in my head about not just preaching to the choir and all the other submissive bullshit a lot of black Southerner’s peddle in (sorry-not sorry, folks).

“...and his attendance is an affront to the veterans of the civil rights movement.”

Sarah Hucksbee thinks it’s bad that This Person won’t join the ‘president’?

I hope Obama is going.

I wish that Rep. John Lewis and Rep. Bennie Thompson would go and use the red-hot mic to absolutely excoriate our Vomit-golem-In-Chief, but I respect their decision to not dignify him with their august presences.

Huckabee Sanders is trash, just like her boss.

Oh yeah, you’d never get someone from the South to openly admit their ancestor was a Confederate Army deserter. Outside of academia I’m not sure anyone from the South even has any idea how prevalent desertion in the Confederate Army was.

The most notable thing is that the Confederacy had a huge problem with dissertion because able bodied people preferred to farm rather than get shot at and all the people hale enough to enforce conscription were on the front lines getting shot at (this is also why blacks and POW’s were able to do whatever the hell they…

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.