Jet powered cars on the list of things that I think are super cool but I can’t be bothered to read about. I know nobody is asking my opinion. It’s just that I realized that and I didn’t know my mind could contradict itself like that. I’m in crisis.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Of course. Because this is Arizona. I fixed it for ya.

Convertibles don’t sleep just because it’s cold outside.

He’s my hero, I went straight for the heated seats this morning.

I think the GOP is too far gone to call for his resignation, when Roy Moore has the party’s full support and senile, angry Donald Trump and his creepy, greedy, stupid and entitled children are at the helm.

Huh? Maharishi founded “Transcendental Meditation” (and trademarked the phrase and so on and so forth). If you’re using the phrase transcendental meditation or TM (as you do in your post) without realizing that you’re referring to Maharishi then you’re way out of your depth here.

I think you smoked some bad stuff man

Chill out Deepak...

Bad news bud, Maharishi was every bit the scam artist Deepak is. If you want me to speak in generalities, anyone who charges money in exchange for enlightenment is a scam artist. If you want me to speak in specifics, “The Movement” will sell you a “rare text” for $500 with a picture of Tony fucking Nadar being…

Oh yeah, you’d never get someone from the South to openly admit their ancestor was a Confederate Army deserter. Outside of academia I’m not sure anyone from the South even has any idea how prevalent desertion in the Confederate Army was.

The most notable thing is that the Confederacy had a huge problem with dissertion because able bodied people preferred to farm rather than get shot at and all the people hale enough to enforce conscription were on the front lines getting shot at (this is also why blacks and POW’s were able to do whatever the hell they…

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

I’m shocked to hear this expensive non-FDA approved pseudo-science object did nothing. Absolutely flabbergasted.

See also: Dr. Oz, fantastic heart surgeon and noted purveyor of bullshit in literally every other field.

I Tried Deepak Chopra’s  $350 ‘Meditation Glasses’ and They Are Unbearable

If Chopra told me my hair was on fire I’d still look for a second opinion even if I had to walk through a cage full of lions to find one.

Yea, it’s called sitting, closing your eyes and breathing, none of these gimmicks. That said some teachers suggest North Americans are very distracted and may benefit from starting with Mantra meditation before going straight to silence. Glad you’ve found meditation hope it helps brother!

It stands for “Malignant Dickhead”

How does he get to keep putting MD behind his name? Is he actually board certified to practice, and if so, how has he kept it?