I was eating a donut and had to put it down. It takes a lot to make me stop eating my weekly Friday donut.

You guys do realize that Notch hasn’t been involved with Minecraft for over 2 years right? Microsoft purchased it from Notch and his old company for around 2 billion dollars. So saying it’s “time to quit Minecraft” literally makes no sense.

Indy pre-race is one of my favorite things in the world (I last went in 2016) and Jim Nabors was my favorite part of my favorite thing. Here are his first:

Or maybe Geraldo should be fucking fired like the rest of the pervert squad.

How unappetizing did that turkey look to make that man think that smoking crack was a better option?

For me, it was riveting.

I just had to walk away from a coworker who was legitimately screaming that this woman was “clearly lying” because “why she didn’t say something before now?”
I replied, “For a thousand and one different possible reasons because people process trauma in a thousand and one different ways.”
He brushed me off and, without…

“I desperately wanted to keep the situation from escalating.”

You really need to get out more. I lived in Bozeman, Mt, there is an area called the crazy mountains that is around 40 miles in diameter and absolutely impenetrable except on foot/horse/mule or helicopter.

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

“Go use your pitchfork to go after Trump and Moore”

“But who could replace him who could possibly be better?”

He needs to go. I don’t care if this was during his “showbiz” phase, pre- upstanding senator. He was a grown ass man who should have had more respect for women. He’s just as gross as the rest of them, he needs to go.

We shall see. The only major hurdle to overcome in the creation of such list is my overwhelming sense of laziness.

Also, just quit Franken. We lose nothing but your personality if you go now and I think it’s safe to say that’s tainted now. We get credibility and appropriate consequences if you go.

I loathe that people equate “pussy” with cowardice. I wish they would stop. Clearly it takes courage to even have one. It can take a beating, unlike the male genitals. I think the insult is a derivation of the word “pusillanimous” but I don’t think most people know that and given that “throw like a girl” and “scream…

Personally, not after ninth grade. Some guys never quite graduate mentally, of course. Into college, I’d rarely hear it with reference to actual women; really only in jokes, abstractly. And never that often. After college, never.

Not me personally but I’ve heard it a million times on construction sites. I think it’s a thing with certain types who probably don’t read Jezebel...or more accurately, don’t read at all.

I keep checking to see whether the Kickstarter for a new Red Baron game has been resurrected. That game consumed an ungodly amount of 11-year-old me’s time, to the point where I still have an encyclopediac knowledge of WWI pilots, planes, and Belgian geography.

Remember? I sure do...:)