why does Star Trek have a Star Wars font

She’d love it. She’d get all the air time, and the debate would turn into a live interview of her by the press correspondents.

Like Eastwood’s chair.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

yep, my grandma had a giant vinyl cover on the sideboard in the dining room, there was a silver tea set under there as I recall. I don’t think I ever saw the tea set uncovered, actually...

Oh my god, the plastic lampshades! My mom left the plastic cover on every lampshade in our house, and there were a lot of lamps.

My best friend’s family had a good living room like this with all the plastic and the spiky plastic things on the cushions to boot. I remember she used to brag about how much those chairs cost etc, but what was the point if no one had used or seen them in decades?

Yes, I think this is what creeps me out the most. Not like other seats are clean, but still.

And the insides are soaked with piss...

OMG flashback to my childhood. Horrible cracked soft toilet seat on the main floor bath. Thigh pincher.

YES!! And you just KNOW it’s never really clean...

That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.

I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.

Another ex story. I told a different ex that I carried my keys this way (exactly how you pictured it) when walking alone. He physically recoiled at what he perceived to be a disturbing level of ruthlessness on my part. Looking back, that was a red flag moment. He put himself in the place of the would be attacker, who…

Now with mini knife!

I scared the shit out of an attacker by missing his eye by centimeters. NO MEANS NO! Don’t want to be blind don’t try rape somebody.

Also available as a bulldog.

Yup. Also doesn’t take too much force to gouge an eye out. I say go for it if you can.

Put your keys between your finger so when you form a punch you look like wolverine or have keys for claws.

My Girl Scout leaders taught us to hold our keys between our fingers. 20 years later, I still do it :) Good for your mom!