Four doors is two doors too many.

“If it helps any of your carmakers feel less bad about it, you should know we also don’t write Mini in all caps like they want us to, because that’s stupid and screw that.“

Both.

I doubt even that would be simple enough for him. It amazes me that he’s gotten as far he has in life, sometimes, and I still occasionally wake up mornings wondering how someone like him is actually president of this, or any, country.

I doubt Trump could even tell you what DNA is short for, or give you a basic description of it if asked on the spot, never mind comprehend any of what you wrote above.

Oh, it’s not an act.

Philadelphia used to have red police vehicles for quite awhile before switching to blue (and then white):

“Rethuglicons”

Chump seems to enjoy capitalizing various words in his tweets, seemingly for emphasis. That and his referring to himself in the 3rd person drives me nuts.

I assumed it was the result of a stroke when I started seeing him in TV interviews over the last year.

Medical issue:

Speaking of Wil Wheaton (screenshot of his tweet concerning Harwick below if this link doesn’t show properly):

How can you not link the official video?!

I prefer this:

Chickenhawks like Bolton don’t do their own dirty work.

It’s a very uncomfortably odd photo.

We never had any minivans.

What? Rocket is clearly sentient and humans are “technically” animals so this makes no sense.