We’ve had a Vancouver down here since 1825!

Imagine what that...arrangement... of hair would look like if it wasn’t pasted back over his ears.

What we need is relief from that long stringy mess of hair plastered over his ears <shudders>.

I’m sure he didn’t ingest any of the spray, either.

Eh, could be worse. Like Catechumen:

Now you’ve made me suffer from semantic satiation. Hopefully in this case it’s permanent.

Ditto. Very frustrating.

I’m not entirely convinced the boy IS his son.

Just one?

This article made me depressed. All the years and effort spent keeping it mint, well, if that brought them real enjoyment, so be it. But I suspect they would have enjoyed it all the more if they actually drove it, each of them.

They should be relocated to the nearest smelter.

Or on one of those nighttime satellite views of Earth which shows the black hole of North Korea surrounded by lights.

And I’m guessing Trump couldn’t find North Korea on an unmarked map.

He is forever repeating himself immediately after saying his phrase of the day.

Every time Trump walks onto a stage he claps just like the other trained seal.

“What’s a little fallout?”

“I think the survivors would envy the dead!”

Christ on a stick... That bus driver had some quick reactions. Her head could have gone in a very bad spot if the driver wasn’t that fast in changing course.