I'm just going to assume he has suffered major brain damage and escaped from his caregivers.

Worst singing voice ever. It makes me want to deafen myself with my eyeglasses.

This GIF made the whole time I spent watching the horseshit video above worth it.

In my airbag-equipped steering wheel, the entire center of the wheel activates the horn if pressed. That seems a lot better than trying to find a button when you need to give a blast in a hurry.

On my MINI, the TPMS shows exactly which tire is low. An overhead outline of the car pops up on the tach and it points to the specific tire. Very useful.

They must have been high just to entertain the notion that The Dark Side of the Moon even needed a "companion piece"

Very well said. We should all hope to make a similar kind of positive impact on other people's lives.

Replace "Jalopnik" with "all Gawker Media" sites and then that with "all forums online everywhere"

"Noah Is the Best and Worst Bible Movie You'll Ever See"

Oh, yes, a concept that has NEVER been explored before.

That's all well and good, but this does not appear to be that movie you are looking for. This one shows the super-serious heroes staring intently at a cloud of bees, or some kind of space insect (or whatever, I can't be bothered to care much more to check) surrounding the leading lady. And then giant bug-shaped ships…

Back at'cha!

Ah, but I liked Speed Racer! I even have it on Blu-ray. But nothing about this looks remotely compelling or interesting.

But don't you see, there was no use of a filter...

What was the series of CYOA-type books that involved tables you filled out? I remember a sci-fi kind of setting, and you rolled for stamina, dexterity, etc. It most definitely was not a D&D sort of book, though. More sci-fi.

Including me. This looks remarkably silly.

Makes the car look like shit, too.

It's bad enough I have to watch out for asswipes in *cars* passing on the right or reversing up entry ramps when they decide that the road is too slow for them. And it's hard enough seeing and hearing bikes when they are coming up behind you. I don't understand how anyone can justify adding yet one more chance of…

I will never understand how this clown still gets to make movies. That people pay. To see!

Imagine if he had made "The Last Stand" instead of mucking around with "Superman Returns"? Not that it was horrible, but nothing happened in it.