It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

No, not really.

He doesn’t make money. A massive production company makes money off him and cuts him a check to keep him happy.

And by it, I mean Bieber.

Hookers and models are not the same thing.

Dream cars don't have to make sense. Just because you don't share the same dream, doesn't mean it can't be someone else's dream.

Bruh.

and you'll pay $12k /yr in maintenance alone.

Nigga isn’t a racial slur? Who popped out this genius??!?

Now that’s the kind of classy kid coach Calipari recruits. Wouldn’t expect anything less from a guy who is just passin through on his way to the association. What a shining example of how a student athlete should conduct himself on the sports biggest stage. Imagine what the reaction would be if the situation was…

I think my value estimate was accurate, but I'll happily concede my price estimate was not.

Do they all get parked like this?

Even with the Dbag parking job.

DON’T DING THE DOORS OF MY $30,000 MUSTANG WITH YOUR SHITTY $40,000 SUV, GUYS! I’M TAKING 2 SPOTS.

Is the parking job better in person?

“Mine.”

If you mean “Requires oil a few times, but nothing else over 250-300k miles” as piece of shit, then of course. But if you require the shittiest of materials, optional brakes, and a fucking terrible track record, then boy does GM have the car for you.

Or in other words, this:

“So, Do You Care About The Chevy Malibu Now?“

No. Needs to look something like this: