-1,000 Jalop points for the second photo. :(

My ‘86 CRX Si was horrific. The tail end would swing around unexpectedly and you’d be frozen in fear as the headlights from freeway traffic behind you were suddenly coming at you from the front. A friend and I on the way to a local ski resort did a full helpless 720 before regaining traction, thankfully facing the…

Vanderhall Venice, please.

I’ve had no issue with the 1.4T in my ‘17 Jetta. It’s no sports car, but I bought it for the MPG. Plenty of power on tap when you need it.

VW hates its American customers. All us American VW owners know this. :(

Wait, is the visiting coach actually signaling for a blocking call???

Nope. Is there an issue with me hoping my mother-in-law doesn’t opt for yet another Camry?

Aaaargh, never put money out of pocket down on a lease, people!!!!!!

And you’re using non-sedans (Golf and GTI) to argue that sedans are more fun than CUVs. ???

Yes. Sometimes, yes.

My mother-in-law’s ‘04 Camry amazingly is blander, cheaper-feeling, and less fun than her 1994 Camry was. She’s recently been talking about getting a new car. I hope I can talk her out of a Camry. :(

Pro tip: You can get a new Jetta SE for the same money, which is way more car than this Yaris thing.

My wife’s Durango R/T is both more practical and fun than most sedans on the market.

Yes, it’s obvious to everyone that all urban dwellers are infinitely interesting and fun. *pukes*

LOL at the claim suburbs are a “trend.”

Hey everyone, we found Angry Cat Guy! :D

If you aren’t embarrassed by the Camry’s “styling,” you will be embarrassed when you get your cart to your car with your new purchase at Costco and realize you can’t get the box into the trunk because the opening is too small (ditto the back seats).

Pickups and SUVs always have crunched roofs from rolling.

Jalopnik’s reverse boner for crossovers is baffling. I love cars as much as the next guy, but let’s face facts: a sedan is about the most impractical body style on the planet for general purpose use. Trunks are stupid as their tiny openings render them inconvenient when not utterly useless. Jalopnik loves wagons (as…

Both these vehicles are worthy of restoration. BY A RICH GUY WITH LOTS OF MONEY TO BURN.