The photo caption this still doesn't work for shit...

You really enjoy quoting things.

Jack in the Box fries are where it's at!

Stupid people on the internet: comparing Weed and LSD since the mid 1990's.

Yup. An ad will always be an ad, no way getting around it. I'm still gonna check out the Chipotle that just opened up recently in my area, though. It's supposed to be delicious.

Couldn't somebody just like, look through the games files to see if there's a bigfoot texture?

Sure, the concept was good, but that doesn't make the project or people working on it good or that they would have ironed all their problems out. I doubt they got all that much done past what has been shown as they couldn't even manage to make half a million fucking dollars work for a team of like, maybe 15 people.…

Let's be honest: the game looked like shit. Even if they had finished it, it was probably a terrible idea with terrible execution.

You forgot the part where nearly everybody who bought the console hasn't purchased more than 1 game and almost exclusively use it as an emulation machine. Sorry, but emulation and free Rom's don't make money.

Not at all. It's human nature to be violent. If we weren't, we never would have defended ourselves from danger, survived and created this incredible society we have now. I'm saying we have to actively, consciously direct ourselves away from nature as our species progresses from being self-sufficient to co-dependent.

...looks like a lovely town, though. Honestly, it could probably use some hookers, bank-robbers 'n blow. Could be just the thing they need to put some energy back into that place.

The OUYA's already dead. It's an under-powered mess that nobody cares about.

I miss those surrealist angles. Commercials are so boring these days! It's all soft hipster folk music and people smiling anymore.

It's like Dark Souls but with all the fun and intrigue sucked out. With shittier combat.

This+Oculus Rift=magic.

I dunno, people who believe in creationism are very gullible and prone to logical miscalculations. If you admit that God exists, you admit that that God exists without having to be created. Therefore, you should come to the logical conclusion that you have already accepted that something can come from nothing (after…

So, basically, they lied to us PC gamers? They said the PC version is the one the others are based on. If that's true, shouldn't the PC release come first? I get that they want to get as many bugs worked out as possible, but it's just not cool to promise PC is first priority and then shaft us like this.

Stella's getting her groove back, again! (I'm aware Whoopi did not play Stella. However, I couldn't resist that reference.)

I think they are. Video Games are far from being any sort of simulation or realistic depiction. The day we have full, goggle-less Virtual Reality simulations that are just like the real world, then people can complain. Unfortunately, we're still far from something as bitchin' awesome as that, so for now, everyone…

I try to forget who Ben Stein is because he's such a complete moron. He actually believes in creationism. What a tool.