I hope so....if not, i'll never play it. Guess i'll have to live with the PS4 exclusives and indie games that wouldn't be allowed on the Xbox None in a million years.

Seriously, this is going to force me to make some upgrades on my PC.

...when it's ready. I giggled at that. Great to know it's happening, though!

They lost any respect they had left when they let Drake on stage.

So he has an injury in his future. Noted.

I'm still pissed the sequel didn't get made...French alien invasion? My god, why didn't it happen?!?!

Yeah, sports games...who cares. And now, a Drake song? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wait, Drake himself??!?!?! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO.

Yeah, only after showing off the awesome-looking Garden Warfare did he get any. At least he got that, though.

They're 3 games in. Give it time, young Padawan.

I was skeptical, but that looks like a blast. Better come to the PC! 'Cause i'm not buying a piece of shit Xbox None!

Absolutely. And beyond that, the possibilities in such a grand, open-world location for people to make quests, monsters and locales excites me.

And with RED's reputation for giving lots of love to the modding community, how could you not call it the lead platform? It's gonna be mmmm.

Turning lemons into....slightly less sour lemons? Seriously, no way to make lemonade with this shit-show.

If you think Portal 2 was trash, you're fucking insane.

Not to mention it's not even a new engine, just a modified version of the one they've been using. They are so lazy and cheap that they didn't even bother to create a new engine for next-gen. I'm not going to support such tomfoolery!

Because he is secretly Bruce Willis and has been dead the entire time. Samus has a space parasite that was causing her to have hallucinations.

As Samus is crushed, her secret weapon is activated: a dark matter explosive. Everyone dies. The end.

Not to mention, because of the way they did the mo-cap, the game only runs at 30FPS, something I wish i'd known before I bought it on my PC...

Except Tony Stark forgot to use double cycles for his arc reactor nuts, so when he thought he killed Samus, she jumps into the air, ball-morphs, slams into him and then plants a bomb on his balls. He loses the new nuts he made and while he cries, Samus blasts the back of his head off with a rocket.

...and then he gets really drunk, Samus slips her hand, seductively, down his stomach into his pants and *rip*. Tony No-nuts. He screams while the armor activates, and in his pain, Samus morphs into the ball, rolls away, and then a year later, after Tony has started becoming more feminine from his lack of…