See, you don't understand. As a game, it's bad. It's simplistic and narrative breaking. The narrative itself, though, is fantastic and will inspire, which is most certainly a good thing. Now, you may believe my opinion isn't valid and that I haven't validated it, but that's your opinion.

I've defended all of it. Can't help it if you're too lazy to read the entire thread.

DS, of course.

What do you mean? I'll have you know I have 3!

I was very surprised with how extremely solid of a third-person shooter they turned it into, however I don't believe it to be game of the year. The next game in the series, though, should be if they incorporate puzzles into the normal gameplay along with the great shooting mechanics. That was my only real…

Man, with the shit you allow to happen, that's really saying something!

I didn't start this. He insulted me. Cuntwhistle is the new phrase all the collegiate s are using, trust me.

NOPE.

Man, that's shitty....makes me a little glad to have a penis though, however insignificant it may be.

Huh, almost hit 100...wait...

Added.

YOLO. That fuckin' intelligent enough for you, motherfucker? Actually, i'm happy with our interaction. You helped me invent my new favorite insult: cuntwhistle. It's got a ring to it, ya know?

People say Golden is much better than regular 4, but i've never played them so i'm only saying out of what i've heard. Either way, supposed to be a great game/series.

But is his boyfriend Saddam Hussein? That's what really gives it away. That, and the loud noises of skull-fucking.

It is, sorta, but only for the first playthrough. Once you realize that you have, really, no choice in what happens, that part of the game feels a little worse for wear. However, that said, I still fucking cried at the end of the game and dammit I have no problem admitting that. I totally got what they were going for…

Not yet. But, like I said, if built from the ground up it could be very successful in doing both of those things well. BioShock wouldn't work as a multichoice game because it's built to be read one way and give one impression. Same with Infinite. But, one day, someone will create that game and set the standard. Some…

Whatever. I don't care anymore. Push your dick into your mother's mouth for all I care. We aren't gonna change the world.

I knew he was evil. Everyone called me crazy. Everyone said, "Red, put that brick down and cross that state line", but I knew what was right. I knew what needed to be said and done. I am now justified. Thanks, Kotaku! You like me, you really like me!

I wouldn't say garbage. It's gameplay that betrays the narrative, absolutely, but it's definitely not trash. Postal 2, now that's fucking trash.

See, that's the thing. Infinite was crafted around the narrative. It'd be more difficult, but I think a great synergy of the two could be made easily by the right people when done from the ground up. Yeah, controlling whether or not you bash Ryan's head in wouldn't have the same effect..but it has great possibilities.…