And when something tragic happens you will only have yourself to blame. So stupid. Your time is worth more than your kids...

So, you leave your kids in the car with the keys in the ignition. No idea how old your kids are, but are you really unable to see the potential dangers there?

Why do religious extremists in Murica believe anything that seems idiotic to the rest of us?

Dear Kitten,

Don't eat the wet food. Although it may seem delicious, take it from an experienced cat that it will fuck with your ability to pee later in life. Also, it looks like poo, which is reserved for Dog to eat.

dear kitten, don't eat that friskies crap that barely has some real protein and it's full of nasty fillers/carbs that will give you diabetes....

Here's the thing: many of my friends are gay or queer, or they reject gender norms in some ways. Having them in a game that won't acknowledge that type of sexuality or personality is odd

I'll bet that there are more guys that are attracted to you than you give credit for. Even when I was dating I'd see 100 girls a week I was attracted to but had no reason to talk to them and never approached for fear of looking like some creeper.

THIS is the point I keep making - where is the female corollary for this kind of rage? There are PLENTY of women who feel hurt, alone and rejected, and yet I cannot think of a single instance where the response is "righteous indignation," but internalized shame - "I'm unlovable because I'm fat/too thin/ugly/gross/too…

"Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?"

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

I've been wanting to use this.

Fix'd. I'd rather hear that from you than from some dickhead mainpage commenter going "THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS OF THIS WEBSITE TIME FOR ME TO STOP READING IT BUT WAIT FIRST I MUST COMMENT ON EVERY ARTICLE AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS."

It actually does have to do with human health and wellbeing, since it's necessary to have one if you want to become pregnant and have a child. The lining in the uterus builds up for a fertilized egg to attach, and menstruation is necessary to rid the body of the uterine lining that has built up in preparation for…

I'd love to be all tea and sympathy for the dog but straight up, the dog was totally unprovoked, heard the kid, ran over, yanked him off his bike and bit the crap out of him. God only knows how much worse it would have been if not for SuperCat Tara. I hate to say anything bad about any animal, but that dog is clearly…

Look, I've watched this video multiple times and read all the interviews and try as I might to avoid this simple conclusion I just can't. I'm firmly, 100% Team Dog and I'm left with an unavoidable, harsh truth to face:

That purse looks ridiculous. But I love your couch.