Another one - drink every time it looks like Alison Williams is looking off into space because the computer generated Tinkerbell is 6-8" away from her gaze.

I am promoting you out of the grey's so we can make this decision together as a team!

See, I feel like this neatly divides people who can dance and people who can't. People who can't dance have to choose a slow song because you're not going to awkwardly dance with everyone watching you and even the most left-footed among us can fake a slow dance.

I keep reading people say the sentence was "too short". Considering rapists often go free or do something pitiful like 6-8 months a lot of the time, this feels like a BIG win.

Aw, I would totally talk to her. About normal shit too, like my dogs. Or how much winter sucks.

Unlike the US, high profile cases here tend to be treated as making an example of - so he'll probably get the book thrown at him hard. However, when it comes to sexual crimes committed by and against regular folks, the system is unacceptably tolerant. Like, most sex offenders here are out in under three years... even…

Nah. Canada is about the same level of badness as the States when it comes to this stuff. Slightly higher ratio of reported rapes to charges laid than many states, slightly more likely to result in a conviction, but nothing to be particularly proud of.

Between this and NB's new Premier deciding to remove Abortion restrictions that have been on the books for two decades, this is a good day for Canada.

If high profile people are being charged, The Crown is fairly good about following through, in my experience. All of my disappointment with law comes from the government itself, and not any rulings I've seen.

I genuinely tried to watch this show, but then I got distracted and Mr.Queso reminded me that Esquire plays parks&rec reruns at that time... so Leslie Knope et al won out. No regrets.

I thought this was real for so long, and I was cringing. Once I finally realized it was a joke, I'm cringing even more because this could be on The Knot's front page tomorrow.

Sure you can. How big is your guest list? You need to start telling people that you don't want gifts. These need to be key people that you know will pass on the information. Put it on your website. IF this still proves unsuccessful and you have Aunt Sally demanding you be open to gifts, then create a small registry…

I think I saw some advice somewhere that suggested telling a friend "I can't invite you to the wedding but I'd love you to help me with dress shopping!" So basically "no food or drinks for you but help me with this random errand!" So yeah, no ideas. I'll just stay single forever (I don't think that'll be a challenge,…

That's pretty much the joke of the article, isn't it? That only the bride imagines that people will be crushed at missing out on her super-special magical night?

Thanks for the spoiler in the headline, Hillary.

I really think it all depends on how well your baby can hold their liquor.

Although I am probably in the "never bring your baby to the bar" camp, if forced to choose, I prefer babies at the bar to young children at the bar. NEVER bring your 8 year old to the bar, or, at least, don't bring your 8 year old to the bar and then act offended because someone at the table next door decided to tell…

I don't mind the *existence* of babies at brunch/bars/restaurants/movies at all, as long as a) you don't expect me to alter my adult behavior, and b) if your baby starts screaming (not crying, but that ear-piercing screaming) you get the fuck out of there and try to calm that heathen down before you rejoin society.

No. You have kids, you forfeit certain things. You want brunch? Go to a family restaurant. That's what they're there for.