I wish there was some kind of colour-coded seating arrangement on planes. Those who wish to chat - blue seats. Those who wish to be as anti-social as possible - yellow seats. Those who are going to be projectile vomiting all trip - mauve seats.

As a bride to be, I LOVE the idea of the destination wedding for just this reason. I have a huge family and I really don't care if any of them come BUT I HAVE to invite them. But we can't have a destination wedding because my mother refuses to get into an airplane, so New Hope, PA and my family it is.

Unfortunately, it's a terrible lede, because she made what should be a non-issue the focal point. Like it or not, it IS a statement that begs "yeah, right" skepticism and one that most people will disbelieve right off the bat, so that the veracity of anything else she has to say immediately falls under suspicion and…

I agree fully. This doesn't seem like it needs to be part of any public discussion about Reeva's life or death.

Why does it matter is Reeva Steenkamp slept with her boyfriend? I don't understand why her mom would offer up this info. He still didn't have a right to shoot her.

You know how you know you're dumb? When you read "Malala Day" and say, "Hey, her name isn't Malaladay, why did they spell it that way!"

It's surprising considering her love for cat related things? If she had a bunch of puppy memorabilia then I would agree, but let's be real. Cats are way more dastardly #TeamDog

Who told Depp it was okay to attach a dead cat to his face?

I feel like the camera man has a gun pointed to Stephen Sondheim's cat or something off camera and is like, "You will stop bad-mouthing this movie, Stephen. Reassure the theater nerds, Stephen. Reassure them now."

Sometimes, she even adds rum to that Diet Coke.

I know I regularly pimp out my servant girls to my husband, for the bible tells me so.

Heterosexuality doesn't have anything to do with it, either. Two men or two women who haven't engaged in any sexual activity and who are then perfectly monogamous with each other aren't going to catch anything, either.

yeah like

Finally, the RNC is going after the one group of voters that really matter. The 3% of white girls in Florida named Brittany who don't already vote Republican.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

They're really sucking everything they can out of this franchise. I just hope they don't bite off more than they can chew.

she was SO likeable! i remember her mtv diary and she came across as like, incredibly even keeled with a good head on her shoulders.

Although this was no doubt irresponsible and inexcusable, I sincerely hope that it was just a minor regression for her. I was happy to read all the reports that she was once again doing well.

She's the Dawn Summers of pop divas. Suddenly there's this annoying, baby-faced imp and everyone's talking as though she's been around the whole time, and we're all just supposed to know things about her. I think she may be some kind of key.

(Goes to dictionary)