thank you lololol I am more neurotic than I ever possibly could've been, BUT FOR the fucked up relationships I had in my "youth" (bec, apparently now I'm 30, I can't have young love anymore?? even with someone who's - ya know what, let me not finish that thought ;P). what kind of a "partnership" do people really have…

WHOA, hold on. He what??! I must have missed that horrifying revelation... feeling a little better now. Or maybe worse. What the hell happened, here? Maybe he's on drugs. That would explain a lot (lol I'm enjoying this way too much).

omg why *hysterical sobs*

I've been cracking up at "ride or die" for 10 minutes. I feel you, lol. The love was so strong, and then he ruined it by becoming a total BRO slash overly weird version of himself, probably from hanging out with Tim Burton too much. Or he's channeling Hunter Thompson, unable to cope with the loss of his…

Speaking as someone who has actually burned nails (gel tips + lighting cigarette = money down the drain), I'm super relieved to know that no actual nails were burned to make this image, so don't even get me started about the horrifying concept of burning an actual book. I can't. I can't even... *refuses to think…

you're a genius. so true. even 5 minutes is prob longer than some guys I know, selfish fuckers (literally lol)

lol the difference is you need the drugs, and everyone else doesn't. Adderall ain't no party for me, I can tell you that... or, I'm just dumber than I thought and there's no amount of drugs that will help me not be exhausted by this much brain stimulation. Either way, fml. And AMEN about the shortage that shit was…

I've never loved something so much in my life. I needed this logical, rational, explanation of why men are so beyond annoying it's not even funny (tho, I did find this entertaining, so I guess I don't mind laughing about them <3), and there's a good chance I'll be posting this on FB and - for good measure, to really…

well that makes WAY more sense... they should really call it something other than "surveillance," because this sounds specific to sexual exploitation, which makes sense bec it's like the build-up to blackmail or unauthorized distribution of the video/photos/whatever. But if the person hasn't publicized the recording,…

you have no idea how much that means to me lol I have a terrible habit of writing novels these days... I'll check it out, thx :)

I wanna say this is better than another financial fraud case related to one of these banks - but I obviously can't, because a perv is a perv, no matter where he works. Nice to know they're treating him like an average creep, and not giving him a pass in exchange for financial advice, or something... on the upside, if…

"No. Just fucking no." I literally can't stop laughing.

My first reaction to this photo was that his pathetic excuse for a moustache is not doing him any favors in the "I swear I'm done with puberty" category. *smh* horrible

Wow, so that last lady is my hero, forever. And to think that a woman with four kids and a body that looks like a woman's - since I wasn't aware that super-toned abs were supposed to be present on everyone's midriff, male or female... clearly, I haven't been paying attention - and has a man who (I know, shocker)…

What the eff is this "In Maryville the next Steubenville" bullshit? Like that's the only place in the world where sexual assaults happen, or where they get a lot of publicity and involve a complicated criminal investigation/trial??! Um, hi, welcome to America - they're ALL like that... If I read more about this case…

I haven't gotten caught up on the details of this, but seems like the usual example of how infuriatingly complicated prosecuting sex crimes can be. The victim doesn't need to follow through with anything, as far as I know, once the allegations are made with like a police report, etc. They obviously took her…

I think we can agree Terry Richardson isn't the first mega-creeper to be a fashion photographer, but the man's photos are some of my faves, not gonna lie... whether he was really voted sexiest (doubtful, and according to some comments on here, untrue lol THANK GOD bec vom) doesn't make his pics any less hawt ;)

YEAH BABY! I'm starting this party :D