@reverend_green: It looks like some kind of Neapolitan Frankenstein monster...

Dear god....how? I...just how?

Damnit! Am I going to have to stop reading Kotaku for a few weeks until I get my camera.

@Dwindle: Woah now...you're talking about my job and my entertainment. Knives being my job and games being my entertainment.

@P3nnst8r: About the same time he became unstable enough to kill you for not getting said permission.

@Bardock: Actually, parents and society are more to blame than video games.

@tk.: No. And, sadly, they don't dance and sing in the streets before hand either.

@ronaldmonster: Name calling, potato chips, herpes...

Of course it's not the Playstations fault. The younger sibling was probably watching television when his show (most likely Fox news) got interrupted by his sibling. So we have to go back to blaming things on TV now.

@RyuuzakiBjorn: They should have the collectors edition be a model kit with tons of different parts that you can make a custom car out of.

@Ceiling90: Why not call them survival simulators? Most of the time you are killing people in games they are also trying to kill you.

@VincentGrey: Something similar happened to me.

@Salen: You know, I'm surprised Futurama never tried that joke...

@puresewas1de: I tried it out. I didn't like the controls at all. That coupled with the idiot that kept calling everyone gay made me uninstall it after one game.

@Bitter_Monkey: Having a star isn't always what it's cracked up to be. At least, that is what I've gathered from reading the comments and my general knowledge of "just enough power"

@Adhominem: Yeah, I really wish I had the money and knowledge of a different language so I could move out of this country. It has gotten so ridiculous...

@Gemini-Phoenix: Why do you consider this a key feature?

@maraxusofk: Wrong sex. I bet you feel like a boob now.

@Dano: Actually, it happens. I've been to the flea market near my house and have seen people selling copies of movies.

Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation!