Whoa, settle down with those timely references, Dad! You might cut yourself on their sharpness.

No, because re-cutting movies so that they play in a different order than the director intended is an almost impossibly stupid thing to do.

So what you’re saying is, Nolan took a straightforward narrative and made it a gripping masterpiece by editing it in a certain way?

...except, it isn’t, because that’s not possible. It’s 3 largely independent stories that can’t be put into a straight narrative. Which is why the structure is a neat trick that lets those 3 stories be told concurrently.

And it’ll be shot on Imax, and I’ll be traveling three goddamn hours to see it in 70mm.  

And I’ll bet that whatever it turns out to be, some shitbag will be in the comment section telling me it’s not that smart and not really all that great.

Nothing kills a passion project like Kotaku koverage. Sometimes I wonder if editorial ever thinks to kill a story on a REALLY good fan remake. But then this would seem to be that, wouldn’t it?

Oh, you felt good about the game, after buying a microtransaction gun with a scope and skin?

You're in the minority, friend. 

Your opinion is not fact.. why the fuck do we still have to remind the simple minded about this daily?

prequels are honestly my fav star wars movies tho so idk what you mean

what makes a map a “fallout map”?

I can’t like Harry Potter because of Twitter. Grow up.

What Depp drama? What would anyone let Twitter bullshit affect their love of a property?

It’s interesting that as games become larger, more immersive, and more technically superior, they seem to be generating less “joy.” I can’t be the only one who looks at a map full of stuff, or some more grinding, and feels a sense of anxiety. All of this focus on Games as a Service and games that live for years, and…

 You're scared of girls and nobody should ever take you seriously for the rest of your life. 

I’m not even sure if this is sarcasm anymore

DA:I felt like a single player MMO to me in the worst way possible.

I like the characters of Inquisition quite a bit, but the overall narrative just didn’t click. Which is fine, I think that the side stories and character alone is enough to sell me on a game (and let’s be real, even The Wild Hunt’s main plot is a little trite).

If that is the case, why not skip the mask altogether. Why are these masks so damn popular or necessary? What are the reasons for so many folks choosing to wear these things?