ReaveyBeach
ReaveyBeach
ReaveyBeach

Nothing kills a passion project like Kotaku koverage. Sometimes I wonder if editorial ever thinks to kill a story on a REALLY good fan remake. But then this would seem to be that, wouldn’t it?

Oh, you felt good about the game, after buying a microtransaction gun with a scope and skin?

You're in the minority, friend. 

Your opinion is not fact.. why the fuck do we still have to remind the simple minded about this daily?

prequels are honestly my fav star wars movies tho so idk what you mean

what makes a map a “fallout map”?

I can’t like Harry Potter because of Twitter. Grow up.

What Depp drama? What would anyone let Twitter bullshit affect their love of a property?

It’s interesting that as games become larger, more immersive, and more technically superior, they seem to be generating less “joy.” I can’t be the only one who looks at a map full of stuff, or some more grinding, and feels a sense of anxiety. All of this focus on Games as a Service and games that live for years, and

 You're scared of girls and nobody should ever take you seriously for the rest of your life. 

I’m not even sure if this is sarcasm anymore

DA:I felt like a single player MMO to me in the worst way possible.

I like the characters of Inquisition quite a bit, but the overall narrative just didn’t click. Which is fine, I think that the side stories and character alone is enough to sell me on a game (and let’s be real, even The Wild Hunt’s main plot is a little trite).

If that is the case, why not skip the mask altogether. Why are these masks so damn popular or necessary? What are the reasons for so many folks choosing to wear these things?

A modern Splinter Cell would suuuuck OH MY GOD. Ornage numbers popping up everywhere. Open world. 48 different costumes you can unlock by “killing all enemies in a mission” because fuck stealth. Nah man, keep that shit dead until Ubisoft gets past this MMO-lite phase they’re in

“Also, Elder Scrolls Online is a pretty good mmo guys.”

Elder Scrolls Online is not a good addition to the Elder Scrolls series and I will say why I think this. Despite the engine being antiquated, Skyrim is still super fun to play. It is extremely obvious that ES:Online is a game contracted out to some other company with a different kind of game engine. Its a completely

I’m with you. There’s been a definite move towards praising movies that minorities play a major hand in marking, regardless of any flaws they may possess, and then screaming at audiences for not liking them more. And this is particularly amusing when predominantly white film critics talk about how great Moonlight is,

Always do your research rather than being blithely dismissive. IMDB age breakdown:

Under 18: 8.3
18-29: 8.3
30-44: 8.2
45+: 8.3

Jesus Christ people, you talk about Green Book like it’s 90 minutes of white guys burning crosses. If you don’t think it was the best movie released in 2018 that’s fine, but it is thoroughly serviceable and has a message that is at least attempting to be positive. The white character is depicted as a racist ass for