Do I get to wear an outfit with a hood? Do I get a hidden blade? No? Then hard pass. This is “Assassin’s Creed.” There should be no alternatives. I’m all for letting series evolve and try new things, but the further they stray from being an assassin, even if it’s an optional skill tree, it’s not Assassin’s Creed…

So after years of me never having the chance to review an AC game, having been in college and freelancing and now finally worked my ass to this moment in time, I finally get a chance say that I think that people bitched too much about Assassin’s Creed III?

Ten months after the movie came out, what we really needed was to hear an opinion on TLJ that is exactly the same as eleven billion other opinions we’d already heard.

Yeah, none of that is true. Maybe there were people who were praising TLJ right around when it came out, but for the past 8 months or so all I’ve seen are people preemptively bitching about how persecuted they are for disliking it.

No, you’re a whiny baby because you won’t shut up about it.

This game is a full blown RPG now. Not an RPG lite like Origins was. It has a level system, stats, weapons and armor, as well as branching paths that change the story.   So more like Witcher 3 but with stealth assassin stuff.

Syndicate was the last of the classic Assassins Creed playstyle.  The last two games have been…

I really enjoy these articles, but some of the complaints in this article made me think Tom re-read the script, but hadn’t rewatched the film in a couple years. That or a lot of his complaints were made intentionally over-dramatic.

literally took me under a minute to prove you wrong. Here’s Tim Pool with Blonde in the Belly of the Beast on a conservative youtuber channel together within the time frame indicated on the graph:

I know, right?  Why can’t those assholes just take the abuse and act like whipped dogs, rather than challenging the fragile masculinity of the jackwagons who foist the abuse on them in the first place?

Wow, hot and edgy take. I’m sorry that people standing up for people getting shit upon is such a terrible thing in your eyes...

Based on your track record, you’re right. You will absolutely NEVER cease to be amazed at this perceived slight. Right up to your dying day, you will continue to mewl and whinge like a helpless infant bird for the regurgitated masticate of things you like that already exist. And in your pea-brained baby-bird logic,…

Hyperbole drive....ENGAGE!!!

“This kids franchise doesn’t have enough moral ambiguity for me, and these heroes that everyone loves so much need to be brought down a peg or two.”

Nominating Wonder Woman for Best Picture, now THAT would be pandering.

Piracy is not always stealing. Stealing is always stealing. Also, spare us your rant until consumers also have digital rights.

He didn’t pirate anything, you might as well say GOG enables piracy because of their no DRM model. All he did was enable a way for people to remove bloatware from software they already owned. We have seen numerous occurrences where a DRM server went down and games that we owned and paid for have become useless. Just…

Next on the agenda - the ethical and/or moral responsibilities of developers/publishers leading to overpriced bloated products that more often than not perform poorly for paying customers.

I’m shortening a ton of stuff here but TLDR.

How is he a pedophile if he never was one in the first place? Explain that to me. He was proven innocent. Please don’t be mean to one of my bestest and closest friends.