YAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNNNNNNN

I don’t mind. Because it was awful.

Wait, wait....what? No certification at all? Holy shit that’s going to be a *DISASTER.*

Got Tier - Oatmeal.

Sigh....no one cares, Patricia.

DAAAAAAMNNNNNNN......

You’re pretty much exactly describing Remedy’s sense of humor which Max Payne had as well. You’re not suppose to be scared at those moments, it’s supposed to be tense, funny, cathartic.

As a fan of the first 3 Bourne films it looks...kinda...lame... :\

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I think you’re being a little too anxious about the show spoiling the books. It’s pretty much creating it’s own “ending” to the series and has diverged quite a bit from the books. Also, THOSE BOOKS ARE NEVER COMING OUT. ALSO, the show has improved a lot of stuff from the books while also doing some pretty weird…

Oh MAN, the new world record for Fallout: New Vegas has been beaten.

He’s definitely been popping some winstrol.

.....this looks really bad.....

I really don’t know if I would call Lionhead “legendary.” They made one maybe two good games and have been making mediocre games for a while now.

“camaraderie” ??

“THIS IS NOT WHAT BATMAN IS LIKE AT ALL!!!”

I didn’t need to.

Bro! Broooooaaaahhhhh!!!

Didn’t need to to make my point.

That. Is. Not. The. Point. It’s what’s happening around the game that matters to Kotaku. You think they care about how good or bad this DOA volleyball ball game is? They care about what draws attention, the drama. As a piece of news it’s been worth it to them, it’s made them money. As a game? No of course not.