“Anyway Thanos killed her when he was twelve” if I didn’t know it was a Ghost Rider telling the story I would’ve put money on Rocket being the narrator.

Addendum: People - for the love of God, stop posting naked pictures of your baby on Facebook

i would settle for no more baby pictures on the face book

Best thing is to find a job that necessitates a powerful PC, so however much you spend on it it’s totally justified (and tax deductible).

I have no interest in seeing “It” but would watch the hell out of a movie about a malevolent supernatural clown that can’t quite manage to kill or terrorize anybody.

Same best/worst for me: really enjoying my All-Clad set, really regretting my gym membership (could have just bought another All-Clad set and used them as weights, I guess).

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Yes! And when Poe himself, Mr. Damn The Torpedoes, was like “Shit, this is stupid as hell, let’s get the fuck outta here!”

PVP is so damn good in this game

Don’t try to hide the truth from us, you monster. She’s to the right of the video, but to the left of Pai.

All five Timberwolves starters average more than 33.5 minutes of playing time per game; seven entire NBA teams are not giving that much playing time to even one single member of their roster; 11 more teams only have one player logging that heavy a burden.

Not at Dr. Acula, Health Secretary and probably a vampire?

Looks like 100% less furries in this game tho.

You’ll see gameplay five hours into the game. :p

If Amazon wants to listen in while I sing Taylor Swift songs or take a shit...

Can’t speak for anyone else, but when I was buying games in the late 90's/early 00's for the PC, I was getting waaaaay more than a month’s worth of enjoyment out of a single purchase. Games back then had a replay value that I feel is lost in most of the games I’ve bought in the last 10-12 years. Particularly if you’re…

So what you’re saying is that you’d like video games to be regulated in a manner similar to how alcohol is, where there are limits on how much you can buy, which stores can sell them, whether or not you can be using them in public, where they can have additional taxes placed on them, where there are age limits imposed…

I think there’s a larger conversation that needs to be had about the “value” of the games we buy.

WRONG. Noon. If you’re not ready by noon, you’re not a cook. PREPARE STUFF IN ADVANCE. And then have leftovers for dinner.