Wait THE CAT CAN BE DAMAGED? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER MAKES THIS GAME?

I had no idea Zero Build Mode existed.

What the fuck.

Had never experienced The Red Wedding in a kitchen before this show, but having seen it I’m now very stressed out.

With that in mind, it’s probably safe to say the pushback to Pratt’s casting largely isn’t about Italian or Italian-American representation, at least outside the irony-poisoned halls of Twitter. No, it’s more a matter of, as I said before, Pratt just plain sucking.

Game Pass is pretty awesome, though.

I think I’m to the point where I worry that Elden Ring ruined a big genre of games for me. I was looking for a time suck this weekend and I went back to play AC: Valhalla. It was fine. About four or five hours into it I remembered Elden Ring is a game that exists. Instead of doing raids for the same materials over and…

It’s a dad show but actually rules. 

Not a lot of Bosch fans at the AV Club, apparently.

This is the future Timecop promised us. 

I lived on Nacho Cheese Doritos and Surge. Truly elite pairing. 

This is just stupid horse-shit. Including a proper co-op mode wouldn’t affect a single person who prefers to go it alone, or someone who only wants help in certain spots.

I mean, I’m middle age and I thought it was a Placebo song for like ten years.

Some people just have too much goddamn money.

Boy, this list is jacked up (in my opinion). I haven’t played Borderlands VR or the iOS game, but after that I’d go:

Friday Fish Fry

*martin landau voice*

When I moved to a small town in Wisconsin six or seven years ago, I ordered a rye old fashioned, sweet, no fruit. Bartender had never made one. The next week I went to a different bar and ordered the same thing. No joke, this bartender I’d never met in this bar I’d never been to says, “Oh, you’re the new guy in town…

I bought a Kitchen Aid Pro series model years ago and haven’t regretted it for a day. Not only does it make everything easier and faster, it gets my to cook things I likely wouldn’t have if I had to do it manually.  

That’s been my experience too in the limited number of times they’ve dropped.