I wonder what could be done with the frozen ball variety. Those are my favorite.

*claps*

The last slide is wild. Grilled cheese was the first thing I learned to make when I was a kid, and we always just added butter to the skillet first. Before the flip, just add a little more. 

The correct time to spend in the shower is the amount of time it takes to briefly wipe away the crippling depression you have and/or finish your beer. 

I read it four minutes after it was posted, and it was a press release. It’s been heavily edited since then.

Shouldn’t paid advertising be labeled as such? This shit reads like PR.

Who can forget the time a Brand tried to normalize brother sister, uh, relations.

What a novel, original idea.

My Rivers of Blood+10 in my right hand and Uchi+25 in the left carried me through NG+1 in an afternoon. There was just nothing that made any fight more than trivial. 

Nioh 1 or 2.

Yes, and it’s my go to for a cheap and satisfying chili cheese dog. 

I was craving a hot dog and found out 5Gs had them. I was goddamn blown away when I got there and saw the prices. I figured this had better be the best hot dog on the planet if I’m $9.

I honestly fear that Elden Ring has ruined video games for me.

I honestly fear that Elden Ring has ruined video games for me.

• Decreased Ash of War, Hoarfrost Stomp’s damage and increase cast time.

Team Ranni 4 Lyfe.

I’m not gonna care either way. I never preorder games and I made an exception for this one. I’m sure it’s going to be great. But it would strike me as weird if FS made that as the intro to their big new IP. 

It looks incredibly cheap and incredibly easy to make. 

This screams fan-made fake. 

Holy shit. 

The best video game movie is Scott Pilgrim vs the World. Occasional pixilated graphics, pee meter, the life counter, fighting seven bad ass bosses. It’s a video game movie.