You might be one of my all-time favourite Jez commenters. Everything you're saying on this topic is bang on. Thank you :)

I lived in Arkansas for a while and we used to say "thank God for Mississippi".

All the win.

My dad dropped baby-me on my head while he was sitting on the couch smoking pot and I had an exemplary academic run through most of my school years. I'm sure more people have dropped a baby than are willing to admit it, and most of them turn out just fine.

This is basically the definition of trolling: "backlash" against something unbacklashable, because it's inherently neutral. It's just like...commercial about biracial family talking about Cheerios haz biracial family talking about Cheerios.

It's the "special" use of the word "science" that's actually a synonym for "What God Intends." Telling people "God wants you ladies to stay home" sounds nutty and reactionary, but using "science" is so cutting edge and neutral, so it "proves" his point.

“I’m so used to liberals telling conservatives that they’re anti-science... [goes on to prove that conservatives do not, in fact, know shit about science]"

I often tell people the best Radiohead cover is by Hanson

You want to hear something evenness stranger? I listen too a LOT of blues, and this really good song came on my hotel in' wolf pandora station. It was Hanson- what?! They've grown up

Honestly, no. I love Scandal and find it way more entertaining and watchable than Mad Men but award shows are not going to reward a soap opera. Fitz is nowhere near as complex or interesting ot watch as (early seasons) Don Draper, Walter White, or Nicholas Brody. Kerry could squeak in because that category isn't…

Pro-tip 2: Don't mention the child the accused rapist produced by rape. Don't especially mention "Dad" wants to stay in the kids life and be the best father he can be. No, really. Don't.

This has been bothering me for a while about Jezebel: the fawning posts from the staffers of the blog making a celebrity out of my governor (there's this one, there's one a few weeks back with Christie and Jon Bon Jovi). Then there are post after post from commenters, even ones who don't seem to be fond of him, who…

She doesn't care about the victims at all. Her entire interest is in protecting the white women at the expense of the black students. Note how the victims don't warrant a mention because their feelings are irrelevant Never mind that they are probably terrified about returning to school and missing out on their…

Maybe if you were less of a racist sympathiser than the comments would be less nasty. It's funny how you couldn't defend your stupid viewpoints in the other thread when you unloaded your racist bile but came in here to cry about the nasty PoC not letting you be racist.

Actually, these guys don't like Muslims any less than they like anyone else who isn't them. They consider goyim to be irrelevant, and Muslims just to be lumped under goyim. They save their real hate, if you want to believe this, for the Jews who are less Jewish than they are.