I think my faucet is leaking. Fortunately, I've called movers to remove all furniture from the house to make sure that shit doesn't happen again.

I used to baptize people like that in their own drinks. I also used to throw punches. I'm done with that. Now I do what upsets them most: laugh loudly and mockingly as I walk away.

You are really kind to try to explain this to me. I mean that sincerely, but so much of this does not add up to what really happens. How many of those guys "chase" women they regard as fat, unattractive, older (in their minds), or otherwise unworthy of them? Do they consider that not every woman gets to be the lucky…

I know, but I want to really know what goes on in their minds. Obviously it is wrong, but I wonder if there is some sort of parallel logical universe in which their minds are. You know what? I'm just gonna stop trying. I'm going to keep fighting it when and where I can. They don't deserve understanding.

Oh, so what you really meant was your distorted version of the truth based on stereotypes, stripping Asian-Americans of their American-ness (they are just predisposed to it and can't assimilate, right?) and nothing but your anecdata to back it up. Your opinion is not a truth, it is your subjective and warped take on…

This is such bullshit. How come you didn't name the other cultures with collectivist cultures. They are by no means limited to Asian countries. Here's a list:

I must have missed the part where you said something truthful or accurate. Catch me up with a quote to your truthiness.

Well, these photos weren't taken at a concert for the empowerment and elevation of women so I can see the difference there. I think context matters.

Bile duct cancer is pretty rare and it is especially uncommon outside of Asia and the Middle East. But, from a medical standpoint, things look as good as they can for someone with cancer. Since she's having surgery, that obviously means the tumor can be resected. This is especially important because bile duct cancer,…

Where does that mindset even come from? Maybe it is because I'm not a man, but I am a woman who likes women and I would never tell a woman she should be flattered that I'm attracted to her. Seriously? That boggles my mind. I just wish one of the people who thinks that way would sit down and explain why they believe…

I can see from this response that I will never be able to explain to you how that was precisely not what I said, not what I was addressing, and not at issue. I never took issue with the people to whom you're attracted at all, but because I asked to you treat people as worthy of decency and respect. I've dealt with…

I have some of the most racist "compliments" said to me under the guise of "preference." Such as, "I like exotic chicks like you" or "You exotic women are so beautiful. I bet you could teach me new things in bed." These people then get outraged when I ask not to be referred to in the same terms of a bird, tree, or…

You never had a crush on a teacher? Have you ever heard of teen idols like Justin Bieber, One Direction, or The Wanted? They make their money off of the fact that girls between 9-14 think they are soooooo cute, sooooo hot, and issue death threats to girls who date their crushes. These girls, who are younger than…

As someone whose looks are frequently referred to as "exotic," I can tell you that it is demeaning, racist, and reduces the recipients of your racist "compliments" to objects. People are not exotic. When you call someone exotic, you are calling them, a human being, an aberration. An aberration from what? The…

Sadly, yes. People who say, "I like Asian chicks because they do what you say, they know how to treat a man, and those Asian women have delicate little bodies," are racists but would deny it and probably don't believe they are racists.

What a great day! Today we found out that our little bundle of joy is a boy! On a much less positive note, we learned that information when he flashed his erect penis at us. I was apologizing while looking for a rock to crawl under because I was so embarrassed, but everyone else thought it was hilarious. (Now that I'm…

An evolutionary psychologist? Why am I not surprised that a glorified phrenologist would turn the application process into a dumbed down OKCupid profile? People can lose weight, but it is hard to lose the ignominious stain of buffoonery and a career dedicated to the most dubious of "sciences."

You have to be a good QB to be a backup QB. You know why? Because if the starter goes down, the team still has to go on and you need that guy to play at a level close to the starter. Tim Tebow's problems would begin before his first snap because, unfortunately, his learning disability makes him a liability in the…

This is neither Oscar Pistorious, nor his uncle. The man in the above picture is Carl Pistorious. He's Oscar's brother who was acquitted of a homicide not so long ago.

You totally misunderstand Waltz and it's relevance to taxing religious institutions. Did you even read the procedural history or did you jump to the quote in Wikipedia? Waltz was suing on the grounds that exempting religions from taxation was a violation of the Establishment Clause because by granting religious…