with two people inside it drops to 9 seconds

This just in, Lyons has delayed the release of their supercar so they can reprogram the computerator to go 289mph.

Thanks Obama

Anything looks good in that color scheme. My bike has the same color scheme and I quite like it.

Back dat ass up

Next question...

I'll fill you guys in tomorrow when I'm sober.

Nerds don't buy iPhones.

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

Honda CRX. I would say the Si, but really every trim level has been fartcanned to death.

I'm gonna call Ferrari and have them officially change it.

That's OK. I called a Ferrari 360 an F430.

....but what if you need to pick up parts that you had overnighted from Japan?

No way! That's so cool. Maybe you should buy the $18k Disco and bring it to the polo match.

Sign of the times. When car sells for about $16MM less than what it was supposed to, you know that an economic downturn is coming.

Womp womp. Ferraris catch on fire. The Pope is Catholic. The Pope lives within the city-state walls of The Vatican. The Vatican is located within Italy. Italy is home to Maranello. Maranello is home to Ferrari S.p.A. Ferraris sometimes catch on fire. Ferraris catch on fire.