Bloated cars make me sad. Today's "subcompacts" are of similar or bigger size than 80's executive cars.

Sex.

*cough cough* black people *cough cough*

Boston!

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Eat shit, Chan!

What this guy said! EVERYONE TO THE TWITTER!

Regarding #1, I'm actually a realist when it comes to giving car buying advice and usually just prevent someone from buying a shitty one, as opposed to pushing someone to buy one that appeals to my interests. After all it isn't my car.

Oh me wants.

I sext all the time... I just pull down my pants and photograph my genitals. Bitches love genitals.

One of the most badass things I've ever seen... Good Jesus.

Yep.