I want to reply with an insightful and witty comment, using memes and gifs, while mentioning Slack, Hamilton and Harambe (RIP), but I really want to see if I’m a grey.

#jackmurphystadiumforlyfe

“You’re missing the point” “the point is...” “what’s the point of this...”

Clarinet for marching band, Sax for the Jazz band. Out Drum Major won a big trophy my senior year - Long Beach. Was a big deal at the time.

Um, sorry, position filled. (no, not really...we’re on indeed, look for “curators” in SF...among other jobs...that’s all the info I’ll give out here)

I hear great stories of wonderful bosses and then worry that I’m not like them at all. (my team seems to really like me, so I guess I’m ok?)

I’ve been doing a lot of interviewing lately. (We’re hiring in SF!) My latest go-to question is for you to describe your favorite boss. It gives great insight to how they work best and under what conditions.

I see a lot of people using glassdoor like they use Yelp. Only to bash someone or something.

McSweeney's CSA Reveiw

The busboy buys drugs with his tip money (like most restaurant workers!!!!!)

Freedom isn't free

Too soon.

Lloyd Free

Has anyone defined Supermodel? Is it like a quarterback being “elite?”

I do that when I’m high.

Mom used to make beef tongue when I was a kid. The sandwiches the next day were the best part. My sister was a bit freaked out by the look of the thing. I just thought it looked like a big giant tongue. (tongue is one of those words that the more you type it, the more it looks wrong)

Ha! The wife and I always use “get 2 birds stoned.”

Sold to SPARC? These guys? http://www.sparcsf.org/ Didn’t think they were a big fan of Booz tho.

“Wolf” here...now that I’m over 40, I get randos telling what a cool name I have. (the wife shares it with me, it was never an issue, and I was happy she did it...but if she didn’t, I’d be cool too...gotta stay on topic)

Kinda like the parents who took the kids to the South Park movie...and left before the best parts!!!!!