You lose one Scalia, another will take its place.

I tell people that, for me, it’s kinda like being Italian-American. The food, songs, accents, history, shared culture. Bernie seems like this type, but I don’t look at him as “The Jewish Candidate That I’m Supposed to Vote For.”

I was at Fenway for Jeter’s last game and the Boston fans gave him multiple standing O’s. It was pretty cool. They dug up all (well, most) of the Boston sports legends to salute him as well.

The name is “coooookie duuuuude”

Eh, he’s only been here 3 years. We’ll move on and soon he’ll be bitching about all these techbro’s that ruined SF.

I can be a bit flakey, BUT always on time...when not flaking.

I work for a shopping website and all day long I fake shop. (among other things) I need to create passwords with each temporary email address I use, so I just put in 123456 or abcdef and move on. All other info is fake-ish. There IS a Jon (lastname) but he spells it differently and that address IS real, but it’s an…

Just schlong, so classier.

“Shkreli guy is a tool and he looks like a douche, is apparently a criminal”

We’re supposed to say “Merry Christmas” in October now, so in a sense, “only two weeks” is really really soon!!!

We’re supposed to say “Merry Christmas” in October now, so in a sense, “only two weeks” is really really soon!!!

Fine! Go ahead and take cute baby and family pictures. BUT...please include yourself! I need to know who made these children. I’m YOUR friend and probably don’t even know your kids. (family gets a pass, cuz family usually gets a pass)

I used to work for Williams-Sonoma and they did this ALL THE TIME. “50% off! Now only $100!” 50% refers to the original MSRP. For example below: This product is not, nor will ever be $180. Tip: sale prices for WS end in .99 or .97. Regular prices end in .95

See the podcast “The Dollop” for a fun-filled live re-telling of the Batavia story!

I love this stuff! I just stick to the traditional alcohol flavored one.

Yes, Amazon is having a Black Friday Sale early! Or, as they used to call it, a sale. They (and others) realized how much free publicity they’d get if they called it “Black Friday”.

He’s an interesting dude, with a great job. I live in the same neighborhood and see him all the time...on the way to the gym, coffee shop, etc...just a normal guy, always with that baseball cap, and we do the dude head-bob when we pass on the street.

This happens a couple times a year for me:

I do it in front of the wife a lot (at home, privately) but I have to sing or hum a song to cover the noise. I usually belt out a nice version of “the Loooove Booooooat” as I let it go.

I got the “jew it down” when I was working in Arizona. I was managing a restaurant when a customer started complaining about another table trying to “jew down” the bill. I played dumb.