I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

“That spoonerism just got debacled.”

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

You are missing out. I bet someone you know just ran a 5k or made a delicious dinner. /s

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

Idk, I still think Kim had the best wardrobe change of the night.

Looks like Trump finally found something he couldn’t sell.

#TakeFlight

Seriously MLS?

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

yeah, but white dogs are gritty and have a lot of intangibles

Two things I learned exist from this photo:

Milfasaur, I choose you!

Boooooooooooooo!!!!

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?