And safety-wise, I'd rather be in a 2014 Mirage heading into a wall than a 1977 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. So all of you reviewing cars under $15,000 and bitching that you can see stitching or a seam or a screw head can all go take your pampered little new-media hands and rub some velvet on your cheek or whatever you…

Damn, I wonder if you could open a drive through daiquiri, liquor and meth store? I could finally retire and live like a King. Or, at least like Trevor.

Shoes are one of the things I try not to skimp on. You should spend money on things that come between you and the earth: shoes, mattress/linen and tires.

This turret looks so out of place I can't help but be reminded of a scene from The Pentagon Wars. Though, I assume the design is sound.

Those protruberances! I'll take mine without the spare wheel enclosures thanks.

Hey Matt, what size gloves do you wear?

I have no more words for their stupidity, so have this:

This is an excellent idea that, seriously, should be implemented as soon as possible. In fact, you should go see a patent attorney.

I looked, and there before me was a pale beast! Its badge was named Jaguar, and the smell of sulfur followed close behind it. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by tire smoke, engine noise, and empire, and by the wild beasts of Coventry.

You're baiting us...I'm literally twitching right now.

Beer, and likely left over soda - I haven't tested that, is a great slug bait. If you live where slugs are a problem in your garden, just fill a small container with leftover beer and bury it ground level in your garden. It will attract the slugs who drop into container and drown happily in the beer.

Not really an MRAP...

Apparently you are the one making that assumption. The question wasn't "Do pilots regularly stick their penis in flight attendants?" it was "Do pilots hook up with flight attendants?" and hence gender neutral.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Thanks bro