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Welp. Thanks for ruining that for me.

The Gods Must Be Crazy truly is a underrated classic.

"No one was seriously hurt."

Was really enjoying this until you tried to advance the argument that people don't like Jones because he's black.

Oh, i agree with you that the Comedy Central account fumbled on Twitter.

"You can rabidly defend an unfunny joke all you want."

You have to willfully ignore the fact that Cole-bear is a character, taking conservative viewpoints to extreme (but logical) ends to make a point. This isn't a case where he accidentally revealed his true feelings; he purposefully used outrageous language to point out the hypocrisy in Snyder's organization.

I think of it less as recycling, more of a topical reference.

(I concur, actually.)

They coulda made a donation to the Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever, but i heard it got shut down.

Well, they absolutely take ladies (full disclosure: i know the US Air Force takes ladies, there are female Thunderbirds, so i'm assuming Navy accepts women as well), but i'm less optimistic about being in your mid-30s.

Jeez, just hang out on Reddit a little bit longer...

Yup, pretty sure this is correct. Light, agile, great power-to-weight ratio, well-known, and perpetually happy.

Neutral: What Car Are You Most Looking Forward To?

Or she Jedi mind tricked him.

Listen, commie: here in America, we'll goddamn as much as we fucking well please.

I kind of get the feeling that you're talking about your #1 crush.

Right? It's as if there is no room for the noobs 'round here.

Yeah, what happened to Costas? Did a Russia dot his eye for him?