Years ago in the Air Force, I told an aquaintance that I was an air traffic controller. She thought i was the guy with earmuffs and flashlights marshalling planes on the airfield. :/

Sounds like Captain Trips just got promoted to Major.

i believe lena headley made a reference to her on instagram, so maybe?

RE: The Phoenix Lights

"Are you near military training airspace?"

Oh, there will be body blows. Possibly a DDT as well.

Your whore mouth. Shut it.

To be clear, we're still allowed to mock hack authors, right?

Because yeah, you're gonna get side-eye if you're reading Twilight.

"playing Maester"

Wha?? The casting agents on GoT have done a superlative job.

goddamn, that candle fondling is perfect for him.

No, i'm pretty sure Fox is completely capable of ruining FF without an assist from Marvel at all. I hope it makes less than $563,535.

That's a pretty great tip. Thanks Obama!

thank god jesus touched their hearts and made them Good Guys.

(i assume. If they were Bad Guys, please accept my condolences.)

Never been in Chipotle when two guys walked in with swimming pools strapped to their backs.

Between your handle and your (rightful) insistence that Bats should be #1 on this (and every) list, i salute you. No way an undisciplined, womanizing alcoholic outearns a scion of the Wayne family.

sorry, looks like i should have kept reading the thread before jumping in with my input.

Anyways, pour some out for Oberyn.

Did you miss Oberyn's squire dutifully polishing his spear before battle?

Tried it? I'VE MASTERED IT.

this isn't as amusing as i'd hoped. :\