My GP told me that men overwhelmingly go to the doctor because the women in their lives told them to. I opened my mouth to make a comment (probably snarky) before i realized that my wife had made the appointment.

Touche, doc.

Patricia is going to kick Owen's ass for stepping on her Poketurf.

I'm selling common cents!

Pennies: $20 per 500 (great deal!)
Nickels: $25 per 100

I don't reddit all that heavily, but it seems that there are enough compartmentalized communities (sub-reddits) that reddit is becoming more and more a diverse social sphere.

i do not. Is there a place for fantastic schadenfreude reading?

WAY better than a pee pun.

WAY better than a pee pun.

I've figured it out! Senator Cruz just wanted a better deal on a Hyundai Equus. You know he'd drive an Equus.

Grew up in NC, and hope to move back one day.

This shit ain't helping.

Dude almost got beat to death by his own cheekmeat.

According to this study i just made up in my head, showering increases likelihood of receiving oral by 538%, and increases enjoyment of giving and receiving almost 2x!

Peterson Pummels Panthers, Pounds Pigskin

Someone remind me why we're supposed to hate on R* like we did on EA/SimCity?

EGR does not hate men! She never makes broad generalizations about dudes, ever ever! And she certainly never twists studies/surveys to suit her own viewpoint! She's a totally fair and balanced person, and she recognizes that women contribute every bit as much to the patriarchy as men!

"Can you really tell if you'd have a fun night of cocktails with someone based on a couple of pix and a Breaking Bad quote?"

The kitty didn't even make a sound! Nor the hedgehog!

We need to discuss your understanding of "truly epic".

Eh, i imagine one would have about the same amount of success (and reception) upping the political content of say, Maxim.

GOOD WORK TEAM