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Its a set of wood-grain racing stripes away from perfection. Toss on a teal element somewhere for even more appeal!

It just needs one of those god awful upside-down bumper stickers.

They should try this gain with a 3" lift kit from the cheapest of Chinese sellers and some oversize rubber.  You know.  As most Jeeps out in the wild are. 

Given NYC I’m gonna say probably a burner car along with someone that had to disappear.
If else ware, probably a dealership from the gas crisis unable to move their thirsty land barge Cadillacs/Lincolns and decides to mark them as stolen for the insurance write-off to clear their overhead on them. Probably the highest…

They heard the call of the Mountie and know the weapons at their disposal

The scariest thing I’ve noticed as of late is that a LOT of the Prius drivers speed WELL over posted limits.  It’s kinda nuts. 

A calibration set to say 100mph with an error of +-2mph would read that same margin of error scaled up. How the programming handles that scaling is a different issue.

They need a decade to cool down. Make them have to go through and pass advanced driving dynamics to get a license again after they turn 30.

You can outrun a car but not a radio.  In a distinct car like that it’s easy to pick a person exiting a highway with a bit of manpower. 

They TOOK the dads car out. These idiots deserve to not be able to drive till they hit 30.

A bit of tubing glued to the outside of a real rifle and you have a camouflaged functioning rifle.
The issue here however is the setting. That should have played a role into the judgement call.
Should the restaurant/bar had the lady out there with a rifle given recent happenings? Probably not. Should the officers…

Before or after they made the arrests?  

Being an asshat for no internet glory. The most modern of faux-pas.

Camera guy following in a mid 2000's civic, no safety gear, and biting it on a straight bit of road. Sounds about right to me.

I knew about it. I just never fancied a BMW enough to do this and I believe they don’t offer it with leases.

See the comment Art sent. It may be faster then the standard kick speed but it didn’t look like it. I was hoping they had some people shooting off the back bumper of a truck on some long boards and speeding down the off ramp

You drive it around the proving ground and test track there then they ship it to your house.

I can’t recall the last time I saw an add of this much less heard of dealerships advertising this as an option.

Wait. That’s considered high speed skateboarding???