Promptly offering 5 digit discounts on sale after the first 18 months of sale.

Personally I’m shocked they sold any Escalades in the last 5 years. 22 thousand idiots last year 24k the year prior.

Spend millions developing a more efficient and power dense engine. Decides to shove it into a niche model then price it so its in the “brand snob” price range.
Now they say sales were crap because pf the engine so we have a nameplate and nothing else of it going around.  Woo... 

People think the smaller old vehicles are that much lighter. They are lighter but not that much lighter. Modern high strength materials means they can use less to get the same strength or the same amount and get more safety and rigidity.

For the fun of it look at an old Malibu versus the current one.
1971 3500-4100lbs …

It looks like a boxy panel van from the 80's from the rear. From the front it looks like a target up Yukon with a body kit and someone tried to make it a low rider.  

Thought they were pushing closer to 3 tons for them.  Not to mention the fact that they are gonna shove the 1500's inline 4 in there.  Get ready for Yugo levels of power to weight. 

Difference in options, engine, and trim levels. 

He was going for the short cut on the other side.

Is that from a movie or something?
I didn’t know the Raiders scored points. 

Saab 9-3 3200-3700lbs
Acura tlx 3500-3900lbs
The saab will react to less power more positively based on its lower weight.
There are also factors like transmission gearing and tuning that also factors into that. 

the driver’s seat leans back too far and needs some sort of structural repair

cross the part and model numbers with typical aftermarket suppliers as well as aftermarket suppliers like Keystone and Certifit.
Seems like its a tong yang or eagle eyes part sticker. 

A bit of radiator re-routing could make that just fine. 

They can’t push the season later? they could re-order the races to get the desert or warmer biome tracks out at the end of the season and the colder ones that actually see a winter earlier.

About as mature of a move as the milk farmers dumping trailers of product over anti-hoarding measures. Go figure...
Any reports of them letting loose any of their cargo at sea?  a lot “goes missing” out there. 

A laundry disinfectant does wonders. wash all your clothes and shower after getting home. high heat water for the wash to kill it off.

That is one thing.  However some things like changes post the time of moving in like keeping your garage open and unlocked for daily/weekly inspections so you can’t use it as a garage is another issue. 

I agree. However they should go take it up face to face whit the HOA board members. Add in a few fun words like “high risk” and cough a lot during the presentation.

Find where the HOA beard chairman works. Get the 48 hours permit and park right in front his house for a day then the rest of the time at their place. Then go and apply for another 48 hour extension.

Does getting a size 14 foot into the rear of any car count?

You forgot that the new models MAY come with a new speed controller for the variable speed fan. However the seals on that fan unit tend to go out.