As we all know by now, or at least most of us know, or in case you didn’t know, Gawker no longer exists because it…

Today, after six years, and a similar number of screen names, I am retiring from Deadspin.

After one of the more exciting and controversial fourth quarters in recent memory, it's probably safe to say that…

Congratulations to the 2014 Sidee winners — you are all horrible, horrible people:

Here are your nominees for the 2014 Sidees, presented by Chevrolet:

A scientific study.

Been a lot going on 'round these parts recently, and since we don't feel like doing anything productive, how about…

1. Shopping carts

Seriously, who the fuck are you people.

1. Nicki Minaj, "Monster" (My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy)

And that someone is me.

Favorites, in no particular order:

1. Nothing.

As you probably guessed, my 14 in '14 plan is dead, and I apologize. An unfortunate confluence of too little time…

First off, I want to thank all of you who re-applied for your commenting job. There were many worthy mediocre…

OK, now that all of the fake accounts are gone, I realized that the rest of you really aren't any less annoying. …

I'm not going to mention anyone by name, but can we stop with the obvious second accounts? I realize this sounds…

While you were sleeping, a bunch of fast guys you've never heard of ran the Dubai Marathon. I get it; no one…