I had no idea how close I was to reaching a turning point in my relationship with this sport until last night. Like, I was goddamn hyped for that game and by the end my excitement for the start of the season had been entirely replaced by frustration. The second half was basically a showcase for everything wrong with…

Maybe. But it also moves their trolling into the black, ensures that their racism or whatever else is seen by as many people as possible, gives them exactly what they want and ensures that they’ll keep posting in this thread and come back to many others.

Yes! That whole movie is brilliant. I even used Napster back in the day to download the song she sings in it.

I’ve told this story a million times before, and I’ll keep telling it to the day I die. It’s kinda long, but fuck it, I think it’s a good one.

As a huge Wings fan who will shout down anyone who says Howe isn’t the greatest player of all time (fuck Wayne Gretzky’s non-backchecking ass), Howe doesn’t compare to Ali. Leaving aside all the racial abuse and systemic obstacles he faced, what Ali had to go through just to be allowed to box after being stripped of…

Bourque didn’t coast along. He was crucial in that Cup run. And Sakic handing the Cup over to Bourque to lift it first was one of the classiest moments in sports history.

I know MST3K fans are hardcore, but this is a little out of hand.

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

1. $100,000 Pyramid

If you think we’ve covered Republicans more harshly than Democrats, you haven’t been reading our coverage. And if you haven’t been reading our coverage, why the fuck are you complaining about it?

NOW. It’s right now, you special little unicorn, you.

Obviously, Wolfman Rob is not a fan of Canada’s Greatest Rock Band (which puts them high in the running for The World’s Greatest Rock Band), or else he would have seen this coming:

Rob Ryan’s house is sinking, man

Brb, writing a post about secret menus. I just want to watch the world burn Pinkham vomit blood.

Yes, you people. There are a bunch of you doing it and I can’t name you all. How else would I say that?

OR: if you’re the sort of person who feels threatened by naked dicks, don’t go to a place with a shitload of naked dicks.

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

Fuck Backstrom and his constantly-playing GEICO commercial. I hope he gets in a fender bender with an uninsured motorist!