Regardless of gender, sexual exploitation is basically the American Way.

88 is the number that neo-Nazis use as a way to say, “Heil Hitler”.

White people with tattoos of “88" are neo-nazis or sympathizers

I like this take. 10/10 would watch Rudy again, though.

If they changed the size of the net, the goalies would not be able to use the “git gud” excuse about goaltending.

I mean...reduced fat cheese is for pussies.

It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced

Skiing is for Trump supporters.

nooooooooo nononononononononononono

How?!??!!

That Ram logo made of lights weirdly looks like two floppy dicks facing opposite directions.

Terrible. 1 out of 10 bridges.

Having a goalie that is a 3rd defenseman also helps. A goalie that got the rules of the game changed to prevent him from dropping BOFA all over the NHL for years.

Keys to Success: Diablo 3 Style

The FUCK is an Oh-tay-vay?

My business will be at a charity event in Boston tomorrow. Who’s gonna brave the storm and come hang out? Any deadspinners in beantown?

Murder is never justified, but people tend to claim that “crimes of passion” are more socially acceptable than plain murder. If she cheated on him, how do our reactions change? If he cheated on her, same situation? Interesting how motive never matters until it fits OUR favorite cliche narrative....

I’d like to see which account surfaced first: @WWESubway or @Nihilist_Arbys

What a pussy.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

Pretty sure nobody cares what these dumb birds do. They won’t win a Super Bowl anytime soon.