RawrIhavePi
RawrIhavePi
RawrIhavePi

Thanks to our fellow Jezzie, HerRoyalRedness, we have one handy!

Hmm. I feel like that would be punishing the girls who are good enough to beat out two boys for the roster spots and for playing time.

So, basically, “our boys are dumb and we don’t want to confuse them with mixed messages like ‘sometimes it’s ok to be aggressive towards women, like in a consensual, non-sexual environment like a sports field where everyone is playing a game together.’ This would be too much of a cognitive burden for them. Also,

But they had no goalie which was clearly expressed by the verse “I am not my brother’s keeper.”

So boys are sore losers who quit when the world ceases to be completely and totally biased toward them in every way?

You want to know why she isn’t winning by a landslide? There’s a huge contingent of low-information voters out there who think Hillary Clinton, the most qualified woman (and one of the top among men) to ever seek the presidency, isn’t qualified.

It is the fault of the tired, corrupt, old 2 party system that effectively anoints a candidate through the ruse of fair primaries/caucuses.

I’m what would be conventionally called “skinny” (to the extent that strangers feel the need to comment on it. I’m built like my dad, in my case it has nothing to do with diet or exercise and everything to do with genetics. I’m not proud or ashamed, it’s just, whatever.) The one time I modelled as a favour to a friend

Cranky oldsters who complain about Pokemon Go are so much worse than people who play Pokemon Go.

You would also need to streamline the process as currently it costs much more on average to put someone to death than to keep them locked up for life.

The problem with Pence is that Trump intends to give his VP quite a lot of power.

You should not forget about Pence! He’s extremely conservative and he would be Trump’s version of Cheney (i.e. the person who dictates actual policy).

Hillary Clinton has been stumping on 12 weeks paid leave for a while now. She also argues for subsidizing daycare and capping expenses at 10% of household income, which is HUGE. She’s a really good candidate on women’s and family issues.

Younger women might also not be old enough to remember all the ridiculous sexist bullshit she had to put up with when the Clintons first came on the national scene.

To be fair to that last comment, I do wish I could mod it so my Imperium of Woman didn’t have any men in it. Alas I have to just enslave or purge my male pops. You know what they say, “Suffer not the Xenos, the Heretic, or the Man to live”.

Star just for the fucking parenthetical at the end, I am dying.

Given that by merely existing as woman is tantamount to playing the Woman Card, an invalid and taboo political strategy (as opposed to playing the Man Offended By The Woman Card Card, Trump’s current strategy), the only potential candidate who is not so ostentatiously female as Hillary Clinton is SNL’s Pat.

In the future, historians will wonder why we listened to the useless advice given to us by our medical establishment and didn’t pay more attention to these enlightened celebrities who have warned us against the dangers of vaccines, thetans, and chronic lyme disease.

Yes I think you subtract a quarter of a bolt per year of education, right? Those “educated” women get more and more “opinionated" the longer they live independently. Rubbish.

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”