Giving birth and giving up can be horrifically scarring and traumatic. See: "The Girls Who Went Away."

So they used basic histology to quantify different portions of the nuggets, which is kind of a crappy method to quantify things. Also, this study has no control comparison to regular chicken, which is pretty silly considering that not a single thing they mentioned is something you couldn't find on a piece of chicken.…

Children cannot legally consent to sex. Children cannot legally consent to sex. CHILDREN CANNOT LEGALLY CONSENT TO SEX!

I'd say that the day he filed divorced was one of the best days of her life.

It's kind of sad that she tries to make this some kind of "He just loves my cooking!" thing. My sister loves to cook for herself and her boyfriend, and her boyfriend loves her cooking (he even told her a stir fry was "great" even though she had added so many chiles he was in tears from the heat). But he has never,…

I liked Stephen Cobert's comment about the Miss America contest this week: they have been working on diversity and now they are open to size 0 -2.

I don't know this man, but I love him, for putting on that outfit and being photographed in it.

Dont forget unicorns!

91. The way you see the world is all that matters. But understand that you may be delusional.

Seriously, you'd think we'd be over a simple case of the late afternoon munchies and a snakey frenemy by now.

"That book wasn't even good porn! For Christ's sakes someone needs to give you kids some Marquis de Sade!"

RawrlhavePi, if you ever need my firstborn child or help moving or anything like that, just ask. I owe you far more than I can ever repay for introducing me to this video.

These books are such piece of shit an don't portray real BDSM relationships for shit. Christian Grey is a manipulative, emotionally abusive asshole and I'm worried that so many women can't see that.

Bingo.

People who are worried that thin-shaming is anywhere near as crippling as fat-shaming, please take this short quiz:

I'm going to write a dirge entitled Totally Clear Lines about consensual sex. More of a call and response like in church.

Quick! Someone check him for snips and puppy dog tails!

Riiiiight right right, I forgot men are only interested in, like, one thing at a time ever! Maybe I'll go for a business professional - outfit my vagina in sleek black leather, with the smell of money, and my clitoris dressed up as a sexy secretary.

I think you need to niche market. Car guys prefer airbrushed flames, and the scent of burning tires.

Does this mean I have to paint my vagina black and chrome to get men to touch it? Looks like I've been doing it wrong all these years.