My boyfriend is one who can fall asleep while snuggling but I'm not. So I cuddle him until the snoring starts and then I detangle myself so I can sleep.

I've just spent the last two days doing presentations for small children on bullying, and this advice is completely counter to both helping the students and reality. *twitch* We are trying to encourage them to speak up and tell adults because if you don't tell, the bully can continue.

I'm very open to talking sex with people, so I get to hear a lot of stories. I have friends my age (27) who still have never masturbated because of the shame and disgust with their own body. It's sad.

My sister got the Mexican bottom, I got the Mexican top. I don't keep on top of these trends, but I do notice that a lot more men are interested in my sister with her wide hips and large ass while my DDDs were more a source of entertainment in a different way (yes, your fries made it in, congratulations...). I didn't…

That appeals to the child in me who used to love the lunchable pizzas.

That is one possibility. Another might be that there were clear physical defects or other proof that it was a stillborn.

I found part of a staple in my coffee cake at Starbucks a few weeks ago. I just traded it for a fresh one. Everyone yelled at me after for not demanding my money back and/or threatening to sue. D;

I want to like this comment for truth, but I can't like it because it's so terrible. D;

I just improved it by ten-fold at least. =D

They're not eating enough fiber or that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, obviously.

And that's why I have my B.O.B.s - battery-operated boyfriends.

I bought mine on eBay for$80. It was a pretty mint green that made me feel like a princess. Albeit a short one since due to a mistake, I got it too late to be hemmed. Although,I think I only write a size 16 at the time.

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I'm 27 and also never had it. Same for my mother and sister. I was looking into the vaccine, but you're looking at $75-100 per shot with two shots being recommended. So it's not cheap. D;

I was paying out of pocket, but not every b.c. pill that is cheap also works as effectively as the more expensive ones. Especially when it's technically being use for treating off-label.

I was aiming for an Alice in Wonderland joke...

For me, sweetbreads refers to Mexican sugared breads and whatnot. I had to google to see what it was for a French restaurant.

To be fair, it's not really mock turtle in mock turtle soup?

I've ordered my vanilla bean frap with skim milk. Their response: "we have nonfat, 2%, or whole." D;

Yeah, it's not that weird when you realize there are a lot of states and counties that require liquor stores be closed on Sundays. .__.