Certainly not all Bostonians, but there are racists in the fanbase just like the other 31. Only one seems to get so riled up about being called out on it though.

When JR ‘You want the pipe’ Smith is the voice of reason maybe reconsider your stance.

i assume he rode his shark

Today I learned that putting a bit of cherry juice in vodka will not help the appearance of being an alcoholic.

I like how the “charity” the Astros are donating his salary to is their own foundation. “To atone for our employee’s racist gesture, we have decided to grant ourselves a tax break. Racism has been solved.”

Bruh:

For a second, I pictured Robert Blake from TV’s “Baretta”.

I’m assuming you are average height at most? Taller people need that space for their feet.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

The correct answer is watermelon. Pickle the watermelon. Do it!

In fairness to ESPN, how much of the internal Barstool hate was known prior to the show becoming a thing? I might be mistaken but I believe I saw that Ponder herself notably kept her feelings under wrap until after the show became official. Should a general dislike of Barstool have been assumed on ESPN’s part?

Every word you speak makes me want to punch a millennial. And I’m a millennial.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

no it’s not

Unfortunately, that strategy doesn’t always work:

What the fuck is Scatman Crothers doing all the way up in Maine

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Joe Posnanski wrote this bit about Dusty earlier this summer, and damned if it didn’t make me completely reevaluate the guy.