Or Canadian Club to Geddy Lee.

Take off, hoser!

I can only assume that community service in Toronto consists of bringing 12-packs of Molson to Rick Moranis’ house.

Sr. was a fantastic, tremendously entertaining player for most of his great career. If Jr. is half as good, he has a real shot to play MLB.

at the risk of getting greedy, i want a vlad guerrero in the majors during each of their family’s generations.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

They should have had Bill Callahan’s son present him the medal.

...with that logic, Kershaw’s next paycheck shouldn’t mean all that much to him, right?

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

I have no basis on which to make this judgment, but that giraffe looks like he probably had it coming.

When you’re so twisted horny you’ll take down any game in front of you.

what makes you think it was domestic? He can’t elope.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.