Rex would know about settling for the three.

“You know what I like.”

Lesson learned: When you get to hang with the Ryan brothers for a couple of minutes and they say, “Hey man, have a chip,” you’d better believe they mean one damn chip.

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

If you think Hank Williams Jr. is “true country music,” then you need to get out more. He and his ilk helped destroy country music, and turn it into, as Marty Stuart, Dwight Yoakam and others have said, “shitty rock and roll with fiddles.”

Ed Werder’s Stache died for this‽ 

But are you really ready for some football?

Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

What? Green beans are definitely legumes.

If pinto ain’t number one, the list has to be redone.

As opposed to eating other brands of jelly beans, which is like simply shooting yourself in the mouth.

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

And everytime we say it again....

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

it’s never acceptable to toss any sensitive, intelligent animal’s body onto the ice during a hockey game.

I don’t know the rules, but that last rep seemed legit to me.