This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

And now begins the insane list of names delusional IU fans throw out to replace him.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Discrimination, or an ADA violation, perhaps. I’m sure an employment lawyer would be very happy to have a chat with him.

I swore they had been a couple already at some point. I read this headline and thought “again?” Also surprised it took this long.

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

The pool table was laid to rest in the traditional Buffalo way.

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Add in Hopkins and you got yourself a stew.

Now I want the Grandmaster and the Collector to hang out, so I can watch a full-on scenery chewing contest between del Toro and Goldblum.

Inside the Jetta, Norris found several people.

Is there a way to configure ones settings to opt out of video game updates on deadspin? If so, could those instructions please be posted?

Now is the winter of this content.

I have a 60lb Siberian Husky and he could easily kill me at his will. A fucking wolf?! No way.

Liam Neesons is...my....shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.