Aww...How adorable. You can tell he’s having little Billy dreams about throwing Surface tablets and murdering transients in his basement.

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t besmirch the name of us cocksuckers with Milo’s filth! ;)

Some freshmen needs to take one for the team and straight out drop kick Grayson mid-court. Leave him screaming on national TV.

Mine says 83,791. GMail also just told me the other day that I’ve used up almost all of my 15gigs of storage...

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

Via my wife:

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

I think the Bills having the longest active streak without a playoff appearance (16 seasons and counting) justifies the existential misery.

The image stabilizer f* up the video. Worst than autofocus and other auto things.

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

You kidding me? They got that punk ass OL Kaleb NicGaby’s comments up on the board. If you can’t get your ass fired up after OL Kaleb NicGaby runs his mouth, then you might not be playing the right sport son.

They banned guns? Isnt that just inviting the bad guys in? (that’s how it works, right?)

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Russell Westbrook Ends Bad Night With Ejection

Serious question- why does Guerrero get so much more love than Larry Walker? Walker has a huge edge in WAR, despite fewer games played, and even adjusting his Coors stats downwards, his rate stats compare well to Guerrero. Walker was an elite defensive player and was a good base stealer when he was young, too. I think…

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

Dan Orlovsky and Mad Dog 20/20